Boys & Things

megustamemes:

And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes

momentary-ecstasy:

Actors that don’t have the same accent as their characters fuck with my head.

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

benedong-cumberbanger:

dosed-and-confused:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

Without the stache he is literally just porn.

PORNSTACHE

A man came to our class once,
he claimed to be a fair judge
with daughters he loved.

He asked a question to the class:
“When should a minor be tried
as an adult?”
and students began raising their hand

“murder”
he wrote it up on the board.

“robbery”
he wrote it up on the board.

I said, “Rape”
and he paused, he asked
for clarification

“You mean violent rape?”

“no I mean rape.
It is all the same.”

he looked to a boy
who said “rape only if
he used a weapon and
hurt her.”

and I said, “rape is rape,
whether his weapon is a knife,
drugs, or guilt. She said no.”

he shook his head,
and wrote
“Violent rape” on the board
anyways.

I never understood,
because you can kill somebody
quietly and peacefully with drugs,
or with guns and knives or cars;
but nobody cares if the murder was “violent”

it was still murder.

#yesallwomen by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via cyberunfamous)

bookwormandpoet:

simplystormie:

Stop it it’s too cute

I AM DYING 

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

I do not want someone to love me in spite of my body.
I do not want someone to love me because of my body.
I want someone to love me along with my body.
(via starberriesandcream)